WTF - Phones and Bowls
Our favorite bad boy Russell Crowe is at it again, this time throwing telephones:
Actor Russell Crowe was arrested and charged Monday for allegedly throwing a telephone at an employee of the Manhattan hotel where he was staying.Crowe, 41, whose latest film "Cinderella Man" in which he plays a boxer opened in Manhattan Friday, allegedly threw the phone at the concierge at the Mercer Hotel in SoHo, "hitting him in the face and causing a laceration and substantial pain," according to the complaint.
Why does this hot hot man who played gay once in "The Sum of Us" do these completely inane and crazy things? He has some serious anger management issues. It kind of reminds of this crazy bitch at my office who, upon seeing a dirty bowl in the dishwasher here at work, went into a flying rage and threw away all the bowls and saucers in the kitchen. That's right, porcelain went in the trash. And what's worse, she didn't see that anything was wrong with this picture. If I would have had a mirror when she told me what she did, I would have held it up to her and the dementia would have cracked it. Honestly, though, I don't know what's weirder, her junking the china or her coming in one day to work, storming over to my desk and depositing 5 brand new bowls wrapped in plastic Wal-Mart bags, declaring "This is so you can stop pouting. 5 bowls, one for each day of the week." I stared at her blankly 4 a moment and said, "um ... thanks?" when what I wanted 2 say was ...
"What the f*ck???!!!"
Actor Russell Crowe was arrested and charged Monday for allegedly throwing a telephone at an employee of the Manhattan hotel where he was staying.Crowe, 41, whose latest film "Cinderella Man" in which he plays a boxer opened in Manhattan Friday, allegedly threw the phone at the concierge at the Mercer Hotel in SoHo, "hitting him in the face and causing a laceration and substantial pain," according to the complaint.
Why does this hot hot man who played gay once in "The Sum of Us" do these completely inane and crazy things? He has some serious anger management issues. It kind of reminds of this crazy bitch at my office who, upon seeing a dirty bowl in the dishwasher here at work, went into a flying rage and threw away all the bowls and saucers in the kitchen. That's right, porcelain went in the trash. And what's worse, she didn't see that anything was wrong with this picture. If I would have had a mirror when she told me what she did, I would have held it up to her and the dementia would have cracked it. Honestly, though, I don't know what's weirder, her junking the china or her coming in one day to work, storming over to my desk and depositing 5 brand new bowls wrapped in plastic Wal-Mart bags, declaring "This is so you can stop pouting. 5 bowls, one for each day of the week." I stared at her blankly 4 a moment and said, "um ... thanks?" when what I wanted 2 say was ...
"What the f*ck???!!!"
posted by Saturn at
10:58 AM
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